shithorsessay:

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT
LIKE A GODDAMN GAZELLE

urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

(via hashtag-nah)

shrekyourself:

new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken
  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Source: deaneggsandsam, via emotional-unicorn)

spookypotatochip:

there can be only one
You know you broke the wrong heart baby and you drove me #redneck crazy. #goodnightinsta #comfy #iwillbetthedeviltomorrow #ifyoureadthisdontcomeseeme

sO I told the guy I like that I like him and he’s like you know I got a gf
BUT LAST NIGHT YOU WERE SUCKING ON MY NECK AND RUBBING MY PUSSY
And you flirt with me all the time
Then you ask me to be your second gf
lMaO no 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

   

(via baref00t-girl-22)

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors